i hate it when people say no homo after complimenting someone
im full homo
im going to lay you down on a bed of rose petals and whisper that compliment lasciviously to you
when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave
so i made this my profile pic
and my dad just commented
oh my god
Supernatural stealing posts since the day I joined
a hip new dance called “sitting”
When you, on occasion, hear a song and realize it’s a song you’ve been trying to find for months or years
Dreamworks made a great movie without the title character even speaking a word.
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"
THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN
SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,
“FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”
AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING
This is one of the few things of note my father taught me.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
people who overreact about other people cutting up books to make art
Are you actually serious right now??
People who think cutting up books is art
this totally isn’t art
i could do this in my sleep
The sarcasm in this…. It is AMAZING
Teen Wolf Cast birthdays and ages
WHAT THE FUCK
this messed me up